I can't even come up with a word that describes my loathe for politicians and especially when they record a message and call my house to tell me about what THEY deem important. I have very low blood pressure (57/88 last time I checked it at those "sit here and I'll squeeze the shit out of your arm things at Sams) and I can assure you that last night I thought my head would pop clean off my body.

I am fully expecting the papparazzi to show up at my door asking me inane questions (like where do I get these lovely Old Navy T-shirts I wear every day) any minute now.

http://www.drop.io/4hvlwnq

We are at the end of the commercial.

Stars!   Please keep autograph requests to a minimum. <note to self : teach Z how to sign her name>